The Brown Noise Machine
Are you a shy pooper? Constantly flushing (while blushing) because of the thunder from your down-under? Have you ever wanted a way to mute your toots? Subdue your doo-doo? Assuage your ass? On 2.22.22 aka #2sday, Dollar Shave Club dropped a revolutionary (or revo-poo-tionary?) product to help people take control of the bowl: THE BROWN NOISE MACHINE. The perfect way to mask embarrassing bathroom noises.
